la-ruiva:

me trying to put my life back together



trzynastyksiezyc:

talkdowntowhitepeople:

idk why introverts have a reputation of being quiet and shy people who’d rather be alone. have you ever been friends with an introvert who’s decided you’re worth their time? we turn into the clingiest, most needy pieces of shit on the planet because there’s so few people we actually can stand

That’s exactly what all the people should know. 



pr1nceshawn:

When bananas go bad…



psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’



Family:
a group consisting of parents and children.
The people you love.



revenge-of-the-sock-puppets:

questionall:

pileofmonkeys:

I have waited tables. I’ve worked in bars. You know who tips well? The working poor, the lower middle class, and people who work or have worked in service industries. You know who tips shitty or not at all? Rich people, upper middle class people, and privileged fuckers who use their “moral opposition” to tipping to be cheap assholes. 

This is very true.

I figure if I can afford to eat out, I can afford to tip 20%.



sassyabrahamlincoln:

do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot



“Hell is the absence of the people you long for.”

Emily St. John Mandel, Station Eleven (via dustyhalo)



Body comparisons. 





queensroad:

even if hannibal wasn’t a cannibalistic serial killer why would you want to hang out with him anyway he’s so pretentious

"heart tartare" kiss my ass hannibal order a pizza





paperraine:

fallen—fighter:

princess-caboose:

mrdecraprio:

excuse you

wHO DID THIS.

Oh my fucking god



ICF