love this feeling

you fuckin love shoving your feet in gross muddy grass? you like that? are you a frog? do you fuck frog too then? disgusting frog fucker

Frog fucker im cry


backstories to random gifs are my favorite thing and they need to continue

fuck everything I’m eating an entire walnut cake and custard

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- love song plays in the background-

I drank a bottle and a half of rosé last night in the space of about 25 minutes I have the worst wine headache ever



NYPD escorting a raccoon out of a beauty salon

Rocket no



If you were ever a girl that people whispered about and laughed at as you walked by…. That feeling never goes away. You’re suspicious of everyone around you having a good time, thinking it’s at your expense.

(also happens to dudes, and it sucks)


replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less

“You are so brave and quiet I forget you are suffering.”

Ernest Hemingway (via givncvrlos)

“maybe if i drink another coffee, i will feel better”

“maybe if i buy myself a new sweater, i will feel better”

“maybe if i get so drunk i can’t see, i will feel better”

“maybe if i sleep for fourteen hours, i will feel better”

“why is it always the woman who has to see past the beast in the man? why does she always have to clean his wounds, even after he has damaged her beyond repair? why is it always the man who is worthy of forgiveness for being a monster?
I want to see the beast in the beauty.
the half smile, half snarl. the unapologetic anger. I would like to see the man forgive the monster. to see her, blood and all, and love her anyway.”

beauty and the beast | Caitlyn S. (via alonesomes)